My name is jake santora and I’ll never forget the day it started… I was fired for being a fat chud, thrown to the streets with nothing but the clothes on my back. I was surviving, not living. Yet, that all changed the day Dylan found me naked, curled up in fetal position an alleyway, offering me a role in Sideline. Now I am on the path to victory, appearing in Sideline content alongside my critically acclaimed account, @jakearoundtown. The rest is history, and I made most of that up.
